female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
things i better have by the end of 2014:
- a better face
- lots of money
- many slutty memories
Jennifer Lawrence, you just received your second Golden Globe nomination at the age of 22.
Jennifer Lawrence, you just received your second Oscar nomination at the age of 22.
Jennifer Lawrence, you just became the youngest actress ever to receive 2 Oscar nominations at the age of 22.
Meanwhile Leonardo Di Caprio:
When an eating disordered person says, “I’m fat” it doesn’t always mean “I’m fat”. Instead they could be trying to say “I’m sad” or “I’m really angry”. Telling a person with an ED “Oh, you’re not fat” isn’t going to work when they aren’t looking to hear that. They may instead be looking for a way to express anxiety, shame, guilt, depression etc through their ED. Saying “I’m fat” isn’t always just a statement, it’s an emotion.
Gains weight: DAMN IT!
Loses weight: DAMN IT!
Maintains weight: DAMN IT!
Poor health test results: DAMN IT!
Exceptional health test results: DAMN IT!
Clothes too loose: DAMN IT!
Clothes too tight: DAMN IT!
Nothing will EVER be good enough for ED.
Don’t try to please something that will never be satisfied.
Do you ever get like super vulnerable late at night that you just want to spill your heart out and say how you feel because you’ve been holding it in for so long and you just need some ventilation and there’s just something about two in the morning that makes me lose my filter and say the things I would never have the guts to say when the sun is up.
I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is
Excellent gif use